Kyle Mason is watching TV when his stepsister Delilah Day tells him she got a tattoo. Kyle wants to see, but Delilah claims it's in an inappropriate spot. She says she may let him see someday. When Delilah hesitates and says that she could show Kyle now, then transitions to what kind of a dad Kyle would be, Kyle cheerfully plays along. Instead of putting out, though, Delilah prances out of the room. Later that day, Delilah returns in a miniskirt and plops herself into Kyle's lap.